Tuesday, August 10, 2010

How should I deal with my wife when she refuses to cook dinner?

She's a little upset apparently. I know that it's natural for women to get hysterical and overreact because of how their brains are wired. If she apologizes to me and promises to behave and be obedient in the future, should I forgive her?How should I deal with my wife when she refuses to cook dinner?
Haha. Troll.How should I deal with my wife when she refuses to cook dinner?
I call for take-out or delivery when no one wants to cook dinner. I know it's a complicated thing to do: finding a phone book or web site and being able to read and understand it, finding a phone (if you don't own one), dialing a number (you have to know what numbers are), talking into the phone and making sense, remembering who you are and where you live, and coming up with a way to pay for dinner (sounds like you can call mom and dad and ask for some cash).
If you apologize to her, and take her out for a nice meal (to a restaurant SHE likes), then possibly she might forgive you.





As for women overreacting and getting hysterical ';because of the way their brains are wired';, I find this just as sexist and insulting as if someone had said that men tend to overreact and get violent because of testosterone poisoning.
there is an abandoned house in ohio that is notorious for a man who got mad at his wife for not having dinner on the table so he cut her head off and cooked it in the oven. i dont think you want to be that man. and i dont think your wife should be responsible for always cooking dinner. it is the year 2009. and pizza delivery places are the new thing.
Look up the word sexist, then cook your own dinner, lazy. I truly believe however, that you should in fact not forgive her and divorce her right away and never remarry again... in fact, you should probably stay away from women forever, I'm sure it would be much appreciated.
actually cooking together after work can be a time to have some fun together, especially when you open a bottle of wine. You get her a little tanked up and you she might even toss a little leg on ya.
She promises to be obedient? She isn't a dog and if she doesn'y make you dinner get up your lazy *** and do it yourself.


Maybe your the one who needs to be forgiven
Oh honey, she should definitely cook for you. Tell her she is a bad wife and she will cook for you. Just watch out for the laxatives in your food. :)
Did she express why she didn't want to cook?


It wouldn't hurt to give her a break and cook for her from time to time, if nothing else, it tends to show that one cares
first cook it yourself. oh, but youre a man. well that poses a problem for you doesnt it? god if you didnt have that woman youd probably starve to death.
What, is cooking too hard for you? Have to have your wife do everything for you? Oh, you poor baby.
Blow up dolls, regardless of the quality, cannot cook.
**ahem** Our hysterical wittle brains are not wired for apologizing, so go kiss some grits..


Eat those if you can...








**flips hair over shoulder and walks out**
just cook it yourself - dont worry its easy, just follow the recepie
Make your own dinner.





Cheers :-)
Ok. Excuse me, just tip-toeing through.
lol This coming from a man that can't even cook.


Haven't you heard? Never make the cook mad. :)

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